83rd "cool person"

"THE Jeff" is number 83 on our list of "followers"! 83 is the magic number, Jeff, so congrats to you. You will wear the crown until we get to 1,983 in which you will Knight that person with a lucite sword and hand over the crown in a glorious ceremony. You will then fly to Orlando and enjoy fine wine and lobster tails at the Hoot Gibson Estate while we watch Horizons videos. After THAT you'll be led to your sleeping chamber by Playboy models in yellow jump suits as they sing you to sleep with a soft chorus of "If we can dream it".

The Kick Ass Menu

There's more detail on this menu than in the entire "Soarin'" ride! It's a clear plastic touch screen wonder! Check out the buttons which are connected to some printed circuitry! Perhaps you order right from your table eliminating that pesky "human" interaction.

I don't have a better pic of the wording but it looks like Latin to me. Am I right? Some of the text repeats so maybe together we can decipher it.

The logo is early 80's greatness. It looks like an Ocean Pacific shirt. Who...oh who... will upload this to cafepress.com so we can all buy t-shirts??

One of you must be wondering what the China pattern is because you'd like to have your own. The answer is.....I don't know! If you figure it out please share with the rest of us.

I'll have the lobster!