Monday, June 28, 2010

Big one coming ...

Another dose of 1983 media coverage is being scanned.

Just a reminder to the last of the cool people. You can now FLY Hoot and Chief to anywhere in the world so you can treat us to lunch in your country! That's right! If you pay for our travel + expenses YOU can enjoy our ridiculous rants IN PERSON while we eat food !!!!!!!!!!!! Is that an amazing deal or what?!!!!!

You can:

1. Feed Hoot and Chief
2. Talk about Horizons
3. Let us tell you bedtime stories about our adventures.
4. Watch us act like assholes in the airport!
5. Watch and giggle as we try to understand your religion!
6. Tell us that Michigan is another country and we'll believe you!
7. Buy us clothes (or white gowns) and see how we sport 'em as only we know how!
8. Shower us with money so you can see just how fast we can waste it and relieve you from those shallow pressures of "want"!
9. Feed Hoot and Chief and end up famous on our blog!


  1. What would it take for you to update Pirates of the Magic Kingdom?

  2. We're just about there, Mat. We're working out a format to keep things organized. We'll probably have separate pages for each attraction or something like that.

  3. That's great news...I'm looking forward to it.

  4. Hmm... how about we all just meet up at the World's Largest (not) McDonald's and I'll buy you EACH a happy meal to enjoy while watching the "Mega Boyz" performing in concert next to the ATM?

  5. ok! Tell us when:)

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  7. As an offshoot of this idea, maybe those of us who reside in the Florida area can treat you two to the classic "Drink your way around the countries of Epcot" tour. What is it these days, $900 to do that? But hey, by Germany we could be so drunk that nobody would care anyway. As a special evening treat, we could all save our beer cups and throw them at Mission Space at the end of the night.

  8. Can't wait for a Pirates Of The Magic Kingdom update too. I think m'lady and I are going to Disney next Sunday to take in the re-release of Captain EO. Finally, they bring something back in its original awesomeness. I think it opens on July 2nd, if anyone else wants to check it out in the near future.

  9. I know this thread is old, but I've been following the archives from the beginning up until this point. Love the site, I miss my Horizons :(

    I wish I could 'fly' you out here to Daytona Beach :) Come reminisce with me!