Big one coming ...

Another dose of 1983 media coverage is being scanned.

Just a reminder to the last of the cool people. You can now FLY Hoot and Chief to anywhere in the world so you can treat us to lunch in your country! That's right! If you pay for our travel + expenses YOU can enjoy our ridiculous rants IN PERSON while we eat food !!!!!!!!!!!! Is that an amazing deal or what?!!!!!

You can:

1. Feed Hoot and Chief

2. Talk about Horizons

3. Let us tell you bedtime stories about our adventures.

4. Watch us act like assholes in the airport!

5. Watch and giggle as we try to understand your religion!

6. Tell us that Michigan is another country and we'll believe you!

7. Buy us clothes (or white gowns) and see how we sport 'em as only we know how!

8. Shower us with money so you can see just how fast we can waste it and relieve you from those shallow pressures of "want"!

9. Feed Hoot and Chief and end up famous on our blog!

Research

Hey pals. I've mentioned this before but it's become very important to me lately so I'll spill it out again.

In the four or five years before this blog started I became increasingly interested in the "hows and whys" of the late Horizons pavilion. This lead me to collecting information from our local library and similar outlets nation wide. What I found, now that I'm reading over thousands of photocopies of news articles, is that Horizons was never very popular with the general public!!! What the good lord FUCK!

Opening day reviews from newspapers from here to Tulsa PAN the attraction on opening day with the general comment "we've seen this all before". WHAT!?

I'm a broken man right now because I can't believe what I'm reading. I want death hard and fast. GIVE ME THE SWINE FLU, LORD!!!!!!!!!!!

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I just went outside for some fresh air and I think it might be important for us "cool people" to read over this horseshit, for what it's worth, and decide for ourselves.

I'm going to post these clippings little by little. Please try not to get upset like I have.

I'll drink bleach and end it all. I swear.



I DID find a cool opening day interview with Wathel Rogers about Audio-Animatronics. Light in this supreme darkness.