- Eric W. Minister of Space Travel affairs
- Kyle. Bishop of Holy Matters regarding the future as it might become religion.
- Menutia Minister of Missing Persons and Submarine rides.
- Joe. Surgeon General of anything medical and of flirting with nurses.
- Jennifer. Den mother. "Wendy" to the lost boys who drink too much at Epcot (EPCOT Center) and to the spirit of keeping us "old school".
The honor we've overlooked, and feel horrible for, is the omission of Jamest, who was the FIRST person to comment on this blog....EVER. James T, we bestow upon you the title of.......Captain and chief of the protective forces at Mesa Verde Times. YOU sir will be the first to enter the Hoot and Chief fall out shelter blog, where we will meet in the event of an online disaster such as us having to shut down or being shut down.
Congrats General Jamest