Monday, March 1, 2010

20,000 Leagues Under the Gun -part one

Issue #2 of Hoot and Chief True Life Action Comics!

Our story begins on another Wednesday night. Hoot and Chief were making their way past the moron selling inflatable balls.....

They finally came upon the object of their desire. Both of the foul mouthed bastards stood silent.

After a brief prayer to the Gods of future living......they rode. The bottom of the sea was their goal.

Sea Castle comes into view. Hoot and Chief had a healthy gap, just enough to jump down through the hole and get some pictures of the sea floor.

Across the set and down the hole.

Try not to land on the Solo Sub!

In the rush of excitement our heroes overlooked one small detail. The hole was to high to provide a way back out.

This was before the days of staying in the ride which meant that in just a few seconds they'd be in full view of the Guests!!!!!!!!

Holy dancing shit biscuits! Will our heroes survive another adventure? Will the blinking octopus rip them to pieces with it's rubber tentacles? Will some bored little kid point them out to his father? Did he really see Hoot's shoe?

Find out in the exciting conclusion of 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE GUN!



    I can't wait to see the exciting conclusion!

  2. Definitely worth the 10cent price. I keep reading it and laughing out loud!

  3. Thanks, Chuck and Figment. Horrible things are about to happen to Chief and I so stay tuned. It's worth the 10 cents.

  4. Great stuff.

    The simple artwork actually does a good job of capturing what you guys looked like in the photos on the site.

    I can't wait to see more!

  5. Awesome job Hoot, love it! :)

  6. I would pay 15 cents for that comic goodness! But now I am in dire need for the conclusion...Fine, 25 cents for the rest!