Just a reminder to the last of the cool people. You can now FLY Hoot and Chief to anywhere in the world so you can treat us to lunch in your country! That's right! If you pay for our travel + expenses YOU can enjoy our ridiculous rants IN PERSON while we eat food !!!!!!!!!!!! Is that an amazing deal or what?!!!!!
1. Feed Hoot and Chief
2. Talk about Horizons
3. Let us tell you bedtime stories about our adventures.
4. Watch us act like assholes in the airport!
5. Watch and giggle as we try to understand your religion!
6. Tell us that Michigan is another country and we'll believe you!
7. Buy us clothes (or white gowns) and see how we sport 'em as only we know how!
8. Shower us with money so you can see just how fast we can waste it and relieve you from those shallow pressures of "want"!
9. Feed Hoot and Chief and end up famous on our blog!