Chief, the triple apple tree grew right outside of the kitchen itself. I guess it had three or four different types of apples growing. That's a lot of god damned apples! What if one apple is enough in your lunch? NOW you have to eat three?! The doctor won't only stay away, he'll mail you rolls of toilet paper.
Ahhh, so in the future, fruit is perverted HA!
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ReplyDeleteHmm... Triapple? Like Lorange?
ReplyDeleteFruit salad anyone?
But seriously think of all those apple pies!
Yum...
Maybe in the future people have learned how to share.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, your toilet paper comment cracked me up.
Galen
Future me here, um, we haven't, sorry. And that toilet paper comment takes on new significance in 2020. You'll see.
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